Personalized Custom Groom Squad Shirt with the Groom’s Face Photo – Vintage Photo Tee

This funny groom shirt prints GROOM above the groom’s face and SQUAD below it in big white letters, and the whole crew wears it for the bachelor party.

It’s a personalized custom face photo tee (or long sleeve, crewneck or hoodie) where the rule is simple: find the worst picture of him on anyone’s phone. That’s the one.

Upload his goofiest face

Why the ugly photo wins

In the sample, a bearded guy in a backwards cap crosses his eyes and puffs out his cheeks like a blowfish. It’s a close-up with his face filling the frame, which is what lets a portrait tee read from across a bar.

Send something similar: a mid-sneeze shot, a sunburned fishing picture, the face he made at his own engagement party. We switch it to black and white so it looks like a mugshot from 1975.

Ordering a set for the groomsmen

1. Add a shirt for each guy. Each guy picks his own garment and size.
2. Choose shirt colors. Many crews give the groom a different color so he’s easy to spot later.
3. Upload the groom’s photo. Use the same face on every shirt; it replaces the bearded sample.
4. Add a crop note. Example: Mike, crop tight on the face.

Why the worst photo of him wins every time

• Groomsmen shirts from party stores all say the same tired joke
• The funniest photo of the groom has nowhere to go
• Bachelor weekend swag mostly ends up as koozies and sunglasses

A groom’s worst photo is the best thing his friends own. GROOM sits above his close-up face and SQUAD below in big white letters, black and white, so a crossed-eye selfie reads clearly from across the bar.

Then surprise him at the airport.

Great for

The best man usually buys this one, along with a brother who’s been saving the groom’s worst photo for years. They’re planning a weekend away with the guys and want shirts that make the groom groan the second he sees them.

• Bachelor party
• Wedding
• Birthday squad

Outfit the groom squad

Are these good groom squad shirts for a big group?

Yes. Each shirt is printed to order, so a crew of four or fourteen gets the same photo and wording. That’s the point of bachelor party shirts custom printed with one face: in every bar photo, you can tell who came with the groom.

The Comfort Colors 1717 tee is what most groups wear: 6.1 oz garment-dyed ring-spun cotton, relaxed and unisex, S–4XL. Colder destination?

The Comfort Colors 1566 crewneck is 80/20 fleece in S–3XL, and the Comfort Colors 1567 hoodie has a jersey-lined hood, matching drawcord and pouch pocket in S–2XL. Buy fleece true to size for relaxed or a size or two bigger to go baggy.

The size guide helps when everyone’s guessing. Any guy who wants sleeves can grab the Comfort Colors 6014 long sleeve in S–3XL.

For the record, the same face prints on a 9018 youth tee (XS–XL) and a Rabbit Skins 3326 toddler hoodie (2T–5/6T) too.

Getting the shirts in time

Every order prints in 1–3 business days and then travels by USPS for 3–5 business days with tracking. Expect about 4–8 business days total, with no guaranteed day, so order before the itinerary is final. Check our shipping page.

Order the whole crew

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