Personalized Custom Wife Face Shirt with Photo and Name – Vintage Photo Tee

He’ll wear it to the cookout, and nobody will have to ask whose husband he is. This custom wife face shirt prints your face large in black and white, your first name across the top and MY WIFE along the bottom, both in antique gold.

It’s a personalized face tee that’s half love letter, half joke.

Upload your selfie

Why a deadpan selfie works best

The sample is Avery: a tight head-and-shoulders crop, wavy hair with bangs, staring straight into the lens without a hint of a smile. That blank expression is what makes it a funny wife present.

A close crop matters on a face shirt because your face fills most of the front, so send something that’s framed from about the shoulders up.

• Face the camera with your chin level
• Use window daylight rather than a ring light
• Leave the sunglasses off; the eyes carry the design
• Avoid wide-angle selfies held very close, which stretch the nose

Is this a good anniversary gift for my husband?

It’s one he’ll laugh at and then actually wear. People order it for these moments:

• A wedding anniversary, from the wife who’s out of serious ideas
• Valentine’s Day for a newlywed husband
• His birthday, wrapped with zero explanation
• A rehearsal dinner gag the bride hands the groom
• Christmas morning, folded inside his stocking
• A dad who needs grill attire besides an apron

Ordering the personalized wife face shirt

1. Choose tee, long sleeve, crewneck or hoodie and his size.
2. Pick the shirt color.
3. Upload your photo. Avery’s sample face is replaced with yours, cropped and toned by us.
4. Type your first name in the text box, spelled the way it should print above your face. MY WIFE stays as printed.

Why your deadpan face is the best gag gift

• Husbands say they want nothing, then get socks again
• Funny gifts for him usually come with a slogan that wears thin
• Anniversary presents for men tend to be wallets or watches

A husband wearing his wife’s deadpan face is a joke both of them are in on. Your face fills the front in black and white, close-cropped, with your first name across the top and MY WIFE along the bottom in antique gold.

Completed example: name typed as Avery, one window-lit selfie uploaded, a Large tee in the cart.

Garment facts

Most husbands get the Comfort Colors 1717 tee: garment-dyed, 6.1 oz, 100% ring-spun cotton, relaxed unisex fit, S to 4XL.

The Comfort Colors 1566 crewneck is 80/20 cotton-poly fleece in S to 3XL, and the Comfort Colors 1567 hoodie is the same blend, preshrunk, with a lined hood and front pouch in S to 2XL.

Order fleece true to size for relaxed or up one or two for oversized. Full measurements: size guide. For a husband who works outdoors all winter, the Comfort Colors 6014 long sleeve comes in S to 3XL.

Kid sizes sit on the same page, a Comfort Colors 9018 youth tee in XS to XL and a Rabbit Skins 3326 toddler hoodie in 2T to 5/6T.

It’s printed in the USA and produced in 1 to 3 business days, then USPS delivers in 3 to 5 business days with tracking. See shipping details.

Who gives a wife face shirt as a gift?

It’s the wife who’s out of serious ideas for her husband and would rather make him laugh. She’s thinking about him at the cookout or the tailgate with her face on his chest, and every buddy asking where he got it.

• Anniversary
• Valentine’s Day
• Father’s Day
• Christmas

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