A valentine dog portrait shirt that’s ridiculous in the best way
This personalized custom dog portrait shirt redraws your own dog in soft gray pencil and slides a pair of red heart-shaped sunglasses onto the snout. There’s no text at all, just the dog, printed on a tee, long sleeve, crewneck sweatshirt or hoodie.
It started as a Valentine’s design, but a dog in heart glasses is funny all year.
Our sample is an Australian Shepherd with a big pink tongue hanging out and a fluffy white chest ruff, glasses perched right where they belong. Yours keeps its own ears, markings and goofy expression, sketched in the same style, so the dog photo shirt still looks unmistakably like your dog.
Who ends up wearing it?
Usually it’s a dog mom who already owns several dog shirts and wants one that makes people laugh. She’s also the person who signs every Valentine’s card from the dog.
She has the sweet dog shirts already, so this is the funny one she’ll pull out on February 14th.
If he already calls the dog his son, wearing the kid in heart glasses is just good parenting.
Get the sweatshirt for her and a tee for him, which means the evening dog walk becomes a couple outfit.
His fans already know that face, and now she gets to wear it to brunch.
Let the dog sign the Valentine and hand over a shirt with his face in heart glasses.
They already know your pup’s best side, so a portrait of it is a thank-you they’ll get right away.
Start the heart sunglasses shirt
Turning your photo into a sketch
- Choose the dog shirt style and size.
- Pick a shirt color. Red and gray stand out on light shades.
- Upload your dog’s photo. Front facing, both eyes open, good light.
- No text needed. This portrait prints without words.
- Check out. Example: tee, size XL, photo of a corgi with one floppy ear. The Aussie sample is replaced by a pencil corgi, floppy ear and all, in red heart glasses.
Why heart sunglasses make the funniest dog portrait
- Most dog shirts are sweet when she’d rather they were funny
- Valentine’s dog gear is usually a bandana the dog chews off
- Generic breed prints never match her dog’s markings
A dog in heart-shaped sunglasses makes almost anyone smile, and that’s the whole point. Her own dog sketched in soft gray pencil with red heart-shaped sunglasses perched on the snout and no text at all, so the goofy expression does the work.
Picking the garment
Most people go with the Comfort Colors 1717 tee: garment-dyed, 6.1 oz, 100% ring-spun cotton, relaxed unisex fit, S–4XL.
Cold morning walks call for the Comfort Colors 1566 crewneck (80% ring-spun cotton, 20% polyester fleece, S–3XL) or the Comfort Colors 1567 hoodie, which adds a jersey-lined hood with matching drawcord and a pouch pocket big enough for poop bags, in S–2XL.
Normal size on the fleece reads relaxed; up one or two reads oversized. Our size guide lists every measurement.
For something between the two, the Comfort Colors 6014 long sleeve comes in S–3XL, and the pencil pup can also go on a 9018 youth tee (XS–XL) or a Rabbit Skins 3326 toddler hoodie (2T–5/6T).
- Free US shipping on 2 or more items, or on any order of $75 or more.
- A single item ships for a flat $5.99.
- Misprinted or the wrong item? Send a photo within 15 days of delivery and we replace it or refund you.
Shipping and holiday timing
We print in the USA within 1 to 3 business days, and USPS delivers in 3 to 5 business days with tracking, so expect it in about 4 to 8 business days. There’s no guaranteed delivery date. Getting the dog-lover in your life one for Christmas?
Place that order by December 5, 2026. Everything else is on the shipping page.
Can my dog wear something other than heart sunglasses?
Not on this one. The red heart glasses are the design, so every pup gets them. That’s also why we need a photo where both eyes are visible: the glasses have to sit on something.
Does this work for a cat or a bunny?
Yes, any pet with two visible eyes in a front-facing photo can wear the heart glasses. The sketch style stays the same gray pencil look whatever the animal.
Can you sketch a famous movie dog?
No. Upload a photo of your own dog or one you have permission to use. We decline famous animals, celebrities, rappers and other public figures, plus logos, brand names and cartoon characters, and any dog portrait order built on those is canceled and refunded.
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