Personalized Custom Dirty 30 Shirt for Women with Your Photo – Vintage Photo Tee

This personalized custom dirty 30 shirt for women sets your photo between DIRTY on top and THIRTY below, both in tall white serif letters.

The black and white treatment keeps it cute rather than cheesy, which is why it works at brunch, on the girls weekend and at the family dinner where Grandma asks what “dirty” means.

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Who’s ordering the 30th birthday tee

Usually it’s the woman turning thirty, planning a brunch or a girls weekend, who wants something funny that still looks cute. Her sister or best friend often orders it for her instead.

• Milestone birthday
• Birthday
• Birthday squad

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Picking your photo for DIRTY THIRTY

Our sample is a woman in a lopsided party hat and an oversized sweater, holding a cupcake with a single candle, balloons behind her. Send anything that’s you: the party itself, a vacation selfie, or an embarrassing childhood picture for the joke.

A recent phone photo works, and grayscale makes a dim bar shot look like it was planned. Lettering stays DIRTY THIRTY.

How do I order the dirty 30 shirt for women?

1. Choose a garment: tee, long sleeve, crewneck sweatshirt or hoodie.
2. Pick your size and the shirt color.
3. Upload your picture. It takes the place of the party-hat sample. There’s no text box on this one.
4. Check out and we take it from there.

A dirty 30 tee that’s funny and still cute

• Dirty 30 shirts in stores tend to look like bachelorette leftovers
• Thirtieth birthday gifts drift toward candles and wine glasses
• The funniest photos of her are stuck in an old phone backup

At thirty you want the joke on your own terms. Your photo sits between DIRTY and THIRTY in tall white letters, and the black and white treatment keeps even a lopsided-party-hat shot looking cute instead of cheesy.

Completed example: a 2003 school photo of Brianna with braces and a side part, printed between DIRTY and THIRTY on a hoodie for her cabin weekend.

Fit and fabric

The tee is a Comfort Colors 1717, garment-dyed 6.1 oz ring-spun cotton, cut relaxed and unisex in S to 4XL; for a fitted look, go one size down.

A fall birthday calls for the 1566 crewneck (S to 3XL) or the 1567 hoodie (S to 2XL), both 80/20 fleece, true to size for relaxed or one to two up for oversized. All measurements are on our size guide. Want sleeves without the fleece?

The 6014 long sleeve is sized S to 3XL. The design is also offered on the 9018 youth tee (XS to XL) and the Rabbit Skins 3326 toddler hoodie (2T to 5/6T), though most Dirty Thirty orders stay in adult sizes.

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Shipping before the party

Production is 1 to 3 business days in the USA, then 3 to 5 business days with USPS and tracking. Most orders arrive within 4 to 8 business days, though we can’t guarantee a date. See the shipping page.

Want something softer? Try the Chapter 30 photo shirt, or shop milestone birthday shirts.